Website for lolcats

I have made another blog that has lolcats (funny cat pictures with funny captions) on it:

http://lolcatz.wordpress.com/

Crazy Nonsense 2

 

   Think back to the first time you ever heard of purple lights. In-depth analysis of purple lights can be an enriching experience. Given that its influence pervades our society, purple lights is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. The juxtapositioning of purple lights with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from socialists, many of whom blame the influence of television. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

   All we need now is a cat, with a bow and arrow. I’m not sure how to describe this, but making music with today’s controllers is nothing new. A photo essay with images of Thumb Umyoa is being made. Watermelon, brown, blue, pink, and yellow with stripes is just what you need to make the biggest impression. Not only will they not tell us what those monsters will do with blenders, but they even ate chocolate pizza. Some believed the “YES-Reader” would mow your lawn, but the dictionary/giant robot says differently.

   Where are we launching VERY VERY? This is your world, and then the stealth motorcycle would become expensive. You see the future and the past in comic books, I prepare to see it as never before. Build up your village, and it will be magical, edible, and glowing purple! 

Here is the first crazy nonsense post: http://randomcrazy123.wordpress.com/2007/03/25/crazy-nonsense/

Strange City Names

Cities in the United States:

• Odd, West Virginia
• Hell, Michigan
• Chicken, Alaska
• Boring, Oregon
• Why, Arizona
• Zaza, Idaho
• Neon, Kentucky
• Dragon, Mississippi
• Gross, Nebraska
• Fishkill, New York
• Box, Oklahoma
• Eureka, Utah

Cities in Canada:

• Moose Factory, Ontario
• Big Salmon, Yukon Territory
• Little Salmon, Yukon Territory
• Medicine Hat, Alberta

Cities in Ireland:

• Kilkenny
• Crookstown

Cities in Australia:

• Howlong, New South Wales
• Innaloo, Western Australia
• Hawk’s Nest, New South Wales
• Crow’s Nest, New South Wales

(slightly) Funny anagrams

 Anagram: a word/phrase spelled with exact letters of another word/phrase.

Here are some funny anagrams:

1.) The People’s Republic of China
Open chip shop, eat rice, be full!

2.) United States of America
Dine out, taste a Mac, fries

3.) Hello, Darlin.
Halo, li’l nerd.

4.) This program is funny, but not all the time. It takes forever to load and often, on long sentences.
Honourably transmitting uplifts. Talkative of tormented sorehead. No-one’s self-content nag.

5.) I can play the piano.
Hey! An application.

6.) Santa Claus
Assault can.

7.) I am perfect
I’m fat, creep!

AMAZING!! LOLCATZ!

Herez are sum lolcatz I made at http://kscakes.com/LolCats/

Fractal worldmap generator – create fractal planets

With this fractal worldmap generator, (http://direpress.bin.sh/tools/world.cgi) you can adjust settings to make a world map of a fractal planet. You can choose the type of map, map palette, image size, random seed number, iterations, % water, % ice, and rotation. On the map palette dropdown, standard is a grassland world, alternate is a lush mountain world, barren is a desert world, martian is… well… Mars-like, Chthonian is a magma volcano world, and greyscale is a black and white mars. Here is a world I made:

Hippocracy: a growing threat

There is a very sinister threat that is a major problem in the world: Hippocracy. What is hippocracy? It is a type of government where hippos run the country. Usually, the ruler hippos, “hippocrites,” will try to destroy anything humans or animals have done and make the country hippo-only. Here are some tips on identifying hippocrites:

• Hippocrites are usually hippos themselves.
• Hippocrites try to build huge monuments of hippos.
• Hippocrites rule the country with dictator-like power. If not, they will team up with other hippocrites to control different sections of the country.
• Hippocrites make many spelling mistakes, especially while correcting another person’s grammar/spelling.
• Most of all, hippocrites will tell someone not to do something, while doing that themselves. (Hippocrites are hypocrites.)

Dumb Quotes from people online

 ”Enjoy I can’t wait to here your IQ’s!”
 ”For all of you reporting a score more than 100 lol @ you. How can you possibly score more than 100%? I’m very happy with my score of 89.”
 ”There are real!”
 ”Thousands of Braille products, many of which you’ve never seen before.”
 ”NEW: Fresh from the cow bacon!”
 ”My parents-in-law feasted on beatles”
 ”I want to eat both seal and dog.”

Make Characters with HeroMachine 2.0

Hero Machine 2.0 is a cool online character maker. Select different parts to make your character.

http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heromachine2/heromachine2.asp

Some characters I have made:

LEGO Super Mario

Super Mario made with LEGO blocks and stop-motion animation.