Hippocracy: a growing threat

There is a very sinister threat that is a major problem in the world: Hippocracy. What is hippocracy? It is a type of government where hippos run the country. Usually, the ruler hippos, “hippocrites,” will try to destroy anything humans or animals have done and make the country hippo-only. Here are some tips on identifying hippocrites:

• Hippocrites are usually hippos themselves.
• Hippocrites try to build huge monuments of hippos.
• Hippocrites rule the country with dictator-like power. If not, they will team up with other hippocrites to control different sections of the country.
• Hippocrites make many spelling mistakes, especially while correcting another person’s grammar/spelling.
• Most of all, hippocrites will tell someone not to do something, while doing that themselves. (Hippocrites are hypocrites.)