Alien Cat

This cat is… not from Earth.

7 (common) spelling mistakes

Here I will tell of some of some dumb spellings that people use for words. The misspellings are gray, big, crossed out, and bold and the correct spellings are small, green and bold. Note that they are NOT top 10, just 7 dumb spellings.

virii

Viruses 

Vir means man. Viri is the plural of that, and means men. Virus is in no way related to those. Oh, and viruses don’t play the Wii either.

hippocracy/hippocrate

hypocrisy/hypocrite

You may have noticed that I have a post called Hippocracy: A growing threat. That was a post about a (fake) government ruled by hippos, not hypocrisy. Why is it hypocrisy/hypocrite? Simple. Hippos don’t live in crates. Well, maybe they do, but only when they are being shipped to different places, such as a zoo.

fourms

forums

I am not talking about when forum is a made into a typo. I am talking about when people use fourm consistently. Why is it forum, not fourm? Say forum out loud. What do you hear?

definately

definitely

Visit http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/

moar 

more

Why use more instead of moar? MOAR is for drug addicts to get help. Oh, and also for lolcat pictures

rong

wrong

You learned this in 1st or 2nd grade.

awsome

awesome

You remember the ending e but not the beginning one?

What a beautiful horse

Are you sure that’s a horse?

Oxymorons

You probably know what oxymorons mean. Or do you? REAL oxymorons are morons that always breathe through their mouth(taking up more oxygen). You may have to breathe with your mouth when you have a cold, covering your nose, etc., but oxymorons breathe through their mouth, no matter what. Oxymorons eat oven-fried jumbo shrimp, fried ice cream, vegetarian meatballs, and boneless ribs. They drink melted ice, fresh from concentrate, with chunks of frozen hot chocolate, and all of that has all-natural artificial flavors. To eat, they use plastic silverware. So, basically, oxymorons are morons that take extra oxygen by always breathing with their mouth, and they use things which names’ are oxymorons.

The Ultimate Battle: Cats vs. Bananas

You know, it’s random and crazy, and there are 1, 2, or 3 bananas on the screen most of the time.