Oxymorons

You probably know what oxymorons mean. Or do you? REAL oxymorons are morons that always breathe through their mouth(taking up more oxygen). You may have to breathe with your mouth when you have a cold, covering your nose, etc., but oxymorons breathe through their mouth, no matter what. Oxymorons eat oven-fried jumbo shrimp, fried ice cream, vegetarian meatballs, and boneless ribs. They drink melted ice, fresh from concentrate, with chunks of frozen hot chocolate, and all of that has all-natural artificial flavors. To eat, they use plastic silverware. So, basically, oxymorons are morons that take extra oxygen by always breathing with their mouth, and they use things which names’ are oxymorons.