Alien Cat

Saturday June 16, 2007

This cat is… not from Earth.


Oxymorons

Sunday June 3, 2007

You probably know what oxymorons mean. Or do you? REAL oxymorons are morons that always breathe through their mouth(taking up more oxygen). You may have to breathe with your mouth when you have a cold, covering your nose, etc., but oxymorons breathe through their mouth, no matter what. Oxymorons eat oven-fried jumbo shrimp, fried ice cream, vegetarian meatballs, and boneless ribs. They drink melted ice, fresh from concentrate, with chunks of frozen hot chocolate, and all of that has all-natural artificial flavors. To eat, they use plastic silverware. So, basically, oxymorons are morons that take extra oxygen by always breathing with their mouth, and they use things which names’ are oxymorons.


The Ultimate Battle: Cats vs. Bananas

Saturday June 2, 2007

You know, it’s random and crazy, and there are 1, 2, or 3 bananas on the screen most of the time.


Crazy Nonsense 2

Friday May 18, 2007

 

   Think back to the first time you ever heard of purple lights. In-depth analysis of purple lights can be an enriching experience. Given that its influence pervades our society, purple lights is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. The juxtapositioning of purple lights with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from socialists, many of whom blame the influence of television. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

   All we need now is a cat, with a bow and arrow. I’m not sure how to describe this, but making music with today’s controllers is nothing new. A photo essay with images of Thumb Umyoa is being made. Watermelon, brown, blue, pink, and yellow with stripes is just what you need to make the biggest impression. Not only will they not tell us what those monsters will do with blenders, but they even ate chocolate pizza. Some believed the “YES-Reader” would mow your lawn, but the dictionary/giant robot says differently.

   Where are we launching VERY VERY? This is your world, and then the stealth motorcycle would become expensive. You see the future and the past in comic books, I prepare to see it as never before. Build up your village, and it will be magical, edible, and glowing purple! 

Here is the first crazy nonsense post: https://randomcrazy123.wordpress.com/2007/03/25/crazy-nonsense/


Strange City Names

Thursday May 17, 2007

Cities in the United States:

  • Odd, West Virginia
  • Hell, Michigan
  • Chicken, Alaska
  • Boring, Oregon
  • Why, Arizona
  • Zaza, Idaho
  • Neon, Kentucky
  • Dragon, Mississippi
  • Gross, Nebraska
  • Fishkill, New York
  • Box, Oklahoma
  • Eureka, Utah

Cities in Canada:

  • Moose Factory, Ontario
  • Big Salmon, Yukon Territory
  • Little Salmon, Yukon Territory
  • Medicine Hat, Alberta

Cities in Ireland:

  • Kilkenny
  • Crookstown

Cities in Australia:

  • Howlong, New South Wales
  • Innaloo, Western Australia
  • Hawk’s Nest, New South Wales
  • Crow’s Nest, New South Wales