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Alien Cat

yupko — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 21:53:57 +0000

This cat is… not from Earth.

7 (common) spelling mistakes

yupko — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 22:40:08 +0000

Here I will tell of some of some dumb spellings that people use for words. The misspellings are gray, big, crossed out, and bold and the correct spellings are small, green and bold. Note that they are NOT top 10, just 7 dumb spellings.

virii

Viruses

Vir means man. Viri is the plural of that, and means men. Virus is in no way related to those. Oh, and viruses don’t play the Wii either.

hippocracy/hippocrate

hypocrisy/hypocrite

You may have noticed that I have a post called Hippocracy: A growing threat. That was a post about a (fake) government ruled by hippos, not hypocrisy. Why is it hypocrisy/hypocrite? Simple. Hippos don’t live in crates. Well, maybe they do, but only when they are being shipped to different places, such as a zoo.

fourms

forums

I am not talking about when forum is a made into a typo. I am talking about when people use ~~fourm~~ consistently. Why is it forum, not ~~fourm~~? Say forum out loud. What do you hear?

definately

definitely

Visit http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/

moar

more

Why use more instead of ~~moar~~? MOAR is for drug addicts to get help. Oh, and also for lolcat pictures

rong

wrong

You learned this in 1st or 2nd grade.

awsome

awesome

You remember the ending e but not the beginning one?

What a beautiful horse

yupko — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:37:57 +0000

Are you sure that’s a horse?

Oxymorons

yupko — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 18:53:08 +0000

You probably know what oxymorons mean. Or do you? REAL oxymorons are morons that always breathe through their mouth(taking up more oxygen). You may have to breathe with your mouth when you have a cold, covering your nose, etc., but oxymorons breathe through their mouth, no matter what. Oxymorons eat oven-fried jumbo shrimp, fried ice cream, vegetarian meatballs, and boneless ribs. They drink melted ice, fresh from concentrate, with chunks of frozen hot chocolate, and all of that has all-natural artificial flavors. To eat, they use plastic silverware. So, basically, oxymorons are morons that take extra oxygen by always breathing with their mouth, and they use things which names’ are oxymorons.

The Ultimate Battle: Cats vs. Bananas

yupko — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 21:06:31 +0000

You know, it’s random and crazy, and there are 1, 2, or 3 bananas on the screen most of the time.

Website for lolcats

yupko — Wed, 30 May 2007 01:13:04 +0000

I have made another blog that has lolcats (funny cat pictures with funny captions) on it:

http://lolcatz.wordpress.com/

Crazy Nonsense 2

yupko — Sat, 19 May 2007 06:31:19 +0000

Think back to the first time you ever heard of purple lights. In-depth analysis of purple lights can be an enriching experience. Given that its influence pervades our society, purple lights is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. The juxtapositioning of purple lights with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from socialists, many of whom blame the influence of television. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

All we need now is a cat, with a bow and arrow. I’m not sure how to describe this, but making music with today’s controllers is nothing new. A photo essay with images of Thumb Umyoa is being made. Watermelon, brown, blue, pink, and yellow with stripes is just what you need to make the biggest impression. Not only will they not tell us what those monsters will do with blenders, but they even ate chocolate pizza. Some believed the “YES-Reader” would mow your lawn, but the dictionary/giant robot says differently.

Where are we launching VERY VERY? This is your world, and then the stealth motorcycle would become expensive. You see the future and the past in comic books, I prepare to see it as never before. Build up your village, and it will be magical, edible, and glowing purple!

Here is the first crazy nonsense post: http://randomcrazy123.wordpress.com/2007/03/25/crazy-nonsense/

Strange City Names

yupko — Fri, 18 May 2007 01:43:00 +0000

Cities in the United States:

Odd, West Virginia
Hell, Michigan
Chicken, Alaska
Boring, Oregon
Why, Arizona
Zaza, Idaho
Neon, Kentucky
Dragon, Mississippi
Gross, Nebraska
Fishkill, New York
Box, Oklahoma
Eureka, Utah

Cities in Canada:

Moose Factory, Ontario
Big Salmon, Yukon Territory
Little Salmon, Yukon Territory
Medicine Hat, Alberta

Cities in Ireland:

Kilkenny
Crookstown

Cities in Australia:

Howlong, New South Wales
Innaloo, Western Australia
Hawk’s Nest, New South Wales
Crow’s Nest, New South Wales

(slightly) Funny anagrams

yupko — Thu, 17 May 2007 03:05:07 +0000

Anagram: a word/phrase spelled with exact letters of another word/phrase.

Here are some funny anagrams:

1.) The People’s Republic of China
Open chip shop, eat rice, be full!

2.) United States of America
Dine out, taste a Mac, fries

3.) Hello, Darlin.
Halo, li’l nerd.

4.) This program is funny, but not all the time. It takes forever to load and often, on long sentences.
Honourably transmitting uplifts. Talkative of tormented sorehead. No-one’s self-content nag.

5.) I can play the piano.
Hey! An application.

6.) Santa Claus
Assault can.

7.) I am perfect
I’m fat, creep!

AMAZING!! LOLCATZ!

yupko — Sun, 13 May 2007 23:12:45 +0000

Herez are sum lolcatz I made at http://kscakes.com/LolCats/