Alien Cat

Saturday June 16, 2007

This cat is… not from Earth.


7 (common) spelling mistakes

Saturday June 9, 2007

Here I will tell of some of some dumb spellings that people use for words. The misspellings are gray, big, crossed out, and bold and the correct spellings are small, green and bold. Note that they are NOT top 10, just 7 dumb spellings.



Vir means man. Viri is the plural of that, and means men. Virus is in no way related to those. Oh, and viruses don’t play the Wii either.



You may have noticed that I have a post called Hippocracy: A growing threat. That was a post about a (fake) government ruled by hippos, not hypocrisy. Why is it hypocrisy/hypocrite? Simple. Hippos don’t live in crates. Well, maybe they do, but only when they are being shipped to different places, such as a zoo.



I am not talking about when forum is a made into a typo. I am talking about when people use fourm consistently. Why is it forum, not fourm? Say forum out loud. What do you hear?






Why use more instead of moar? MOAR is for drug addicts to get help. Oh, and also for lolcat pictures



You learned this in 1st or 2nd grade.



You remember the ending e but not the beginning one?

What a beautiful horse

Sunday June 3, 2007

Are you sure that’s a horse?


Sunday June 3, 2007

You probably know what oxymorons mean. Or do you? REAL oxymorons are morons that always breathe through their mouth(taking up more oxygen). You may have to breathe with your mouth when you have a cold, covering your nose, etc., but oxymorons breathe through their mouth, no matter what. Oxymorons eat oven-fried jumbo shrimp, fried ice cream, vegetarian meatballs, and boneless ribs. They drink melted ice, fresh from concentrate, with chunks of frozen hot chocolate, and all of that has all-natural artificial flavors. To eat, they use plastic silverware. So, basically, oxymorons are morons that take extra oxygen by always breathing with their mouth, and they use things which names’ are oxymorons.

The Ultimate Battle: Cats vs. Bananas

Saturday June 2, 2007

You know, it’s random and crazy, and there are 1, 2, or 3 bananas on the screen most of the time.

Website for lolcats

Tuesday May 29, 2007

I have made another blog that has lolcats (funny cat pictures with funny captions) on it:

Crazy Nonsense 2

Friday May 18, 2007


   Think back to the first time you ever heard of purple lights. In-depth analysis of purple lights can be an enriching experience. Given that its influence pervades our society, purple lights is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. The juxtapositioning of purple lights with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from socialists, many of whom blame the influence of television. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

   All we need now is a cat, with a bow and arrow. I’m not sure how to describe this, but making music with today’s controllers is nothing new. A photo essay with images of Thumb Umyoa is being made. Watermelon, brown, blue, pink, and yellow with stripes is just what you need to make the biggest impression. Not only will they not tell us what those monsters will do with blenders, but they even ate chocolate pizza. Some believed the “YES-Reader” would mow your lawn, but the dictionary/giant robot says differently.

   Where are we launching VERY VERY? This is your world, and then the stealth motorcycle would become expensive. You see the future and the past in comic books, I prepare to see it as never before. Build up your village, and it will be magical, edible, and glowing purple! 

Here is the first crazy nonsense post: